Nudity in Stamford? No...

Mmmmmmm call me crazy, but I read the Advocate headline "Nutty season: Residents notice a large acorn crop" as "Nudity season." I'm sorry- I'm just looking for more in life. I was in the South of France: I took my top off, and did some peelin' back in the US. Nudity. Nudity season. Hm. Stamford does have some rocky coastlines reminiscent of St. Tropez... anyway. Maybe I don't get out enough, but I haven't noticed an increase in acorns. I'm just happy the trees still have leaves. You can talk to me about acorns later.